Toys!

Muscular Rule #3 – Never give your child a toy you’re not willing to be hit in the face with. Addendum: make sure the toy is such that if your child does hit you, you can seize the toy and wield it in retaliation without being arrested for battery.

Fortunately, we went with balloons this time. Angry Bird balloons. Great role models for children.

In other news, Widget1 has just announced that “I love Mommy 10, but I just love Daddy 9.”

A little blunt, but that’s ok. Fatherhood isn’t about the glory. I didn’t take this job to be loved or to make friends. It’s all about the children…

I need to throw something. Where’s that balloon?

Yes, indeed, another life spared by wise toy purchase decisions.

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