Why waste money on name brand hair products when you can just rub garlic bread on your head? As we learned today at IHOP, the stuff works better than gel or hairspray – at least on the hair of a 1-year-old. You can mold it any way you want, and it just stays that way…possibly forever. Seven hours later, we’ve given him a mohawk (without even having to apply additional product), and the hair just stays straight up.
Long-lasting. Malleable. And you’ll smell as intoxicating as an italian restaurant.
And remember. If you don’t smell good, we don’t smell good.