The Mouth that Never Stops Running

Add the old man who lives downstairs to the list of people we can never show our faces in front of again.

Widget1: “You look like one of my grandmas. Except that you’re a boy. Also your skin is darker.”

While we’re at it, also add the Baskin Robbins down the street, where Widget1 instructed the ice cream server today: “Don’t give me too much, so it doesn’t make my poop hard.”

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