Hero

Dear Hypothetical Offspring, Today I fed you so you wouldn’t starve, changed your diaper so you didn’t have to sit in your own urine, stopped you from drinking bleach, stuck my finger in your mouth to retrieve a marble, caught you when you fell backward down the stairs, caught you again as you plummeted head-first…

Flat Tires and Skinned Feet

When you work a desk job and have a family, there’s never enough time for exercise. My solution is to ride my bicycle to work. It’s a 20 minute trip that gets the blood pumping and avoids incurring the wrath of Mommy. This past Sunday, I bought a new hybrid. Today, I got a flat…