Father’s Day

What better way to kick off Dad’s special day than sending your kid to the E.R.? Widget2 woke up with a mysterious rash all over his body this morning (possibly a cinnamon allergy), then took a dive head-first off my bed.

In and Out of Stitches

I recently took Widget2 to the hospital to have his stitches removed. It was an appropriately chaotic end to a chaotic month. Before this incident, my most recent experience with stitches involved a steel beam, a quick trot to the ER, worker’s comp, and a barely noticeable scar below the hairline. Easy and forgettable. But…

Children’s Book

Having failed to write a novel that adults will voluntarily read (let alone pay money for), the next step of my two-step business plan is to fail their children as well. I am attempting to write my first children’s story. Technically, I’ve already written the story – but as my college professor used to say,…