My 6-year-old wears an eye patch to strengthen his right eye. When he remembers. Which means when Mom and Dad remember. He’s got abnormally bad vision and has already graduated to Coke-bottle lens territory, and we’re doing the best we can to deal with that.
So tonight I put on a show he’s never seen before. The Three Stooges. The kid points out a character who is supposed to be some sort of Middle-Eastern baddie and joyfully informs me that that guy wears a patch just like him!
I guess he forgot about Pirates.
Muscular Parenting 